ild hasn't recieved yet, the baloons and the endless toys (that seem to be everywhere) their child MUST have, the sun being too hot, the wind being too cold, the fact that there are no more tickets for sale, the fact that they cannot get refunds for unused or unwanted tickets, the fact that the train will not wait for an hour-and-a-half past the sceduled time for their child to ride on Thomas, the position of their car on the train... The list goes on. He comes, stays for a few weekends, wreaks havoc, then leaves. It's horrible. Plus have you SEEN him? It is unbelievably creepy!
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Thomas the Evil Tank Engine
For years I have quietly insisted to anyone willing to listen the the so-called "Thomas the Tank Engine" is a bad influence upon the 2-5 year-old children of the world. I can keep this quiet no longer! The world MUST be informed! Thomas the Tank Engine is evil! Now I know this must come as a shock to many of you, but I assure you it is true. Every year he leaves his "magical" island with his "good" friend Sir Topham Hatt and travels all over the country. While this may seem harmless and maybe even "cute" or "fun" for the children, imagine this... hundreds, maybe thousands of soccer moms and dads with their 0-5 year-old children in tow decending upon one location that was obviously not built to accomidate that many people. Picture them: annoyed by the crowds, the price of the admission and the tickets, the hats their ch
ild hasn't recieved yet, the baloons and the endless toys (that seem to be everywhere) their child MUST have, the sun being too hot, the wind being too cold, the fact that there are no more tickets for sale, the fact that they cannot get refunds for unused or unwanted tickets, the fact that the train will not wait for an hour-and-a-half past the sceduled time for their child to ride on Thomas, the position of their car on the train... The list goes on. He comes, stays for a few weekends, wreaks havoc, then leaves. It's horrible. Plus have you SEEN him? It is unbelievably creepy!
ild hasn't recieved yet, the baloons and the endless toys (that seem to be everywhere) their child MUST have, the sun being too hot, the wind being too cold, the fact that there are no more tickets for sale, the fact that they cannot get refunds for unused or unwanted tickets, the fact that the train will not wait for an hour-and-a-half past the sceduled time for their child to ride on Thomas, the position of their car on the train... The list goes on. He comes, stays for a few weekends, wreaks havoc, then leaves. It's horrible. Plus have you SEEN him? It is unbelievably creepy!
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IDK, but my son ever since he saw the fucking Thomas he saw something that no onde could not see! he is really scare, he knows that's evil, or some bad! every time i show him Thomas he runs like devil runs from the cross!!!!!! something up about Thomas !!!!!!!
IDK, but my son ever since he saw the fucking Thomas he saw something that no onde could not see! he is really scare, he knows that's evil, or some bad! every time i show him Thomas he runs like devil runs from the cross!!!!!! something up about Thomas !!!!!!!
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